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LACHANCE
Audrey LaChance has been making an impact in San Diego since she moved here at the tender age of six. This award-winning author proudly displays her only trophy, a reminder of when she clenched the women's fourth place title for the 1987 San Diego Junior Golf Association. The only other competitors were three fierce nine-year-olds. In college at San Diego State University, the Notorious A.U.D. created her own form of student exchange program exploring the nightclubs of Tijuana Mexico, where she majored in dancing and minored in trouble making. This year, New Zealand and the Kiwi men became the focus of her "studies". Miss LaChance has an uncanny knack for making people laugh, from her clever comments to her collection of silly slogan t-shirts. An all time crowd pleaser is a tight little yellow crew neck emblazoned in blue velvet, with the words, "Make-Out Bandit."
Always looking for creative ways to meet men, Audrey recently flooded her new home, funny how the local plumber happened to be single. She is a constant thrill seeker; from dating to karaoke to learning to ride a bicycle, (successfully accomplished in 2006!) Audrey's latest purchase was a motorcycle helmet. Although she doesn't have a motorcycle she can be caught wearing it while performing her own production of "A Chorus Line" in her living room. The neighbor's reviews are in and they say, "dance ten".
Frances Rostick has never led a conventional lifestyle. From her bohemian apartment and it's windows that don't close, to her diet, which consists mainly of mangos and toast, her friends and family often wonder how she has made it to her thirties. Growing up in a small town in Central California, Frances has become accustomed to being the life of the party. When she walks in the room, often clad in shades of her favorite color blue, her magnetic personality and captivating blue eyes are arresting. (Who wouldn't want to be handcuffed and locked away with this Blue Bandit?) Following her dream of becoming an opera singer and fulfilling her passion for music, Frances graduated with a Bachelors Degree in the subject. The opera singer never fully developed, since the all too famous phrase is not “It’s all over when the hot lady sings”. Frances has however spent a little time in the spotlight. You can often catch this American girl entertaining a crowd with stories of her short 17 minutes of fame as a Finnish folk singer in Scandinavia. In 2005 Frances returned to school to earn her Master's in Educational Technology. She knew that the keystroke to every nerds heart lie in a wicked Power Point presentation!
When she is not pursuing higher education she can be found perusing higher heels. The 5'11¾" beauty has a weakness for stilettos and peek-a-boo toes. She collects shoes like she collects dating stories, always looking for the right fit.
If Frances were a bartender, this would be her shot of advice; if your date turns out to be a lemon, at least make sure he supplies the tequila...then get rid of that worm!
